Looking for Gutter Cleaning in Mt Martha?
Believe it or Not, I Live Just Down the Road and I Actually do Gutter Cleaning in Mt Martha…
You can call me for your very own Gutter Cleaning quote or you can continue on and I’ll tell you all about my special offer…
Call Jason on 0466183548
So You Chose To Find Out More About “The Special Gutter Cleaning Offer” Only Available in Mt Martha… Great Choice!
Firstly, let me introduce myself…
Hi I’m Jason from The Gutter Cleaning Co. Mt Martha…
You’ve probably seen me shopping down at IGA Mt Martha…
Yeah, that’s where you know me from…
But what you really need to know about me is that we specialise in turning this…
Into this right here…
What do you think?
Pretty cool right?
Well, let me show you something Super Dooper important…
Check these gutters on a house I recently cleaned in Mt Martha…
You see, most gutter cleaning companies get your gutters this clean…
That’s pretty good but those little buildups of dirt and mud can actually decrease the lifespan of your gutters…
That simply means that your gutters will rust out quicker…
Your gutters will go to “gutter heaven” a lot quicker than they need to…
Yep, it’s a real place…
So this is how clean we get the same gutters…
Do you see the difference?
It’s called caring…
It’s called taking pride in your work…
It's called being a decent human being…
It’s called…
Ahem!
Uhmm, sorry about that. I forgot you were there…
Anyway…
This is just the first part of our amazing Mt Martha gutter cleaning offer…
We actually have 7 parts to this offer…
And it has a pretty awesome name as well…
It’s called…
The “Leak Protection” Gutter Cleaning Package Only Available in Mt Martha…
Lean in close and I’ll tell you a little secret about this offer…
No, come right in…
Closer…
Just Get In Here!
That’s better…
I can’t believe you made me yank you by your shirt like that…
Anyway…
Here’s what this offer is all about…
SHHH!
Keep it down…
My competitors are out there trying to steal my secrets…
They want to know how I get the gutters in Mt Martha so clean…
The “Others” want to know all about my Marvellous Offer so they can steal it for themselves…
So you must promise not to share this page or offer with anybody else…
Can you do that for me?
Remember you promised…
Great, here’s what you get in this amazing package…
You get gutters so clean you could eat from them…
You get your very own before and after video…
You get the free but very thorough Roof & Gutter Audit…
You get your own gutter cleaning schedule with reminders…
You get a free minor roof repair completed if needed…
You get a free Emergency Roof Repair valid for 12 months…
You get access to our Recommended Peninsula Tradies list…
That’s a pretty impressive gutter cleaning package wouldn’t you say?
Calm down, calm down…
Put your money away…
I haven’t given you a price yet…
Besides, I’ve only explained number 1 and…
What’s that?
You need more info about it?
Ok, I’m gettin to that right now…
Like I was saying…
You have 2 options…
You can either call me right now and I’ll grab some info from you and send you your very own gutter cleaning quote which includes everything in this fantastic offer I’ve briefly mentioned above…
Call Jason on 0466183548
Or you can text me on the same number…
Plus you can email me on jason@guttercleaningco.com.au…
But, if you want more info on this offer
You can click this link below…
The Leak Protection Gutter Cleaning Package Only in Mt Martha…
And it’ll take you to a page that breaks down everything you get in this package in very impressive and entertaining detail…
So, what’ll be?
The path you choose is up to you…
As long as you choose one of the two options above, your life will be bliss…
If you choose option 3, which doesn't actually exist in my mind, then I can’t be responsible for the mayhem that your life and gutters may become…
Just saying…
I’m sure you’ll make the right decision…
I look forward to speaking with you…
Sincerely,
Jason - The Most Caring Gutter Cleaner in Mt Martha…
P.S. We can stop whispering now…
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